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40,000

well, friends, it's a bit of a milestone day here at agentorangerecords. today i reach 40,000 visits to the old blogstead. and so, to celebrate i want to give something away!
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i have had many visitors to this blog of mine, and i never even thought that would happen. but what is even more unlikely is that some of you who visited came back. i know, its hard to believe, but for some reason you keep reading. i don't know if it is because i make you laugh (at my own expense), or because it's like a train wreck that you just can't stop looking at, but whatever the reason, you keep coming back. forty thousand times. so thanks.
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to celebrate, i'm giving away this collage:


it is called sunburst. i've shown it here before. up until today it has been for sale in my etsy shop. but now i'm giving it to one of you. all you have to do is comment on this post and answer this question:
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other than money, what would you like to have 40,000 of? (you can comment as often as you'd like, but it won't help your chances. you only get one shot.)
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also, starting tomorrow, i'll begin a 10-day series of collages and poems based on the book of esther. at the end of those 10 days i will give announce the winner of "sunburst." good luck. and keep visiting. here's to another 40,000.

Comments

Crafty P said…
cool.

I'll go first.

I'd like 40,000 hugs and kisses. They seem to go together. If you're a stickler about that duo, I'll just take hugs.

it was one of the first things that popped into my head.

looking forward to esther!
Unknown said…
I'd love to have 40,000 hours of paid vacation.
cathyq said…
I'd like to have 40,000 days to spend with Jack and Cade. Other people can be there too as long as they are there with me! Sounds like heaven to me.
Anonymous said…
i would like 40,000 M&M's, plain or almond doesn't really matter
Shay
Megan said…
I have to steal Keith's answer, but it would be for my husband, not me! 40,000 hrs of paid vacation - we could get so many home improvement projects done with that!!! But it wouldn't be much of a vacation...
Unknown said…
I'll have to say 40,000 kisses from my husband and daughters.

Dang, and I thought I was doing well with 20,000 hits. Way to go!
pete sherry said…
Easy: 40,000 free roundtrip airline tickets to anywhere in the world.

Or a 1952 Vincent Black Lightning motorcycle with 40000 miles on it.
Anonymous said…
40,000 of....smiles, "i love you's" and random acts of kindness....
Audrey
Unknown said…
So many good answers on here already. trips - kisses - vacations days with my wife & kids - wishes granted. For the sake of adding something different.. Fans who like to hear me play music.
Joanne Allen said…
I'd like to have 40,000 days at the beach

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