we be talkin' like ol' salts

ahoy mateys! today be national talk like a pirate day, so here at agent ahhrrrrrrrrrnge records, we be shiverin' the timbers and makin' the skullywags walk the plank.

and don't you landlubber lads and lassies be leavin' any scallywaggin' comments, either, or you'll find yourself looking right at the business end of me blade, savvy?

tune back in tommorow for national "talk like a white suburban who likes to pretend he lives in the ghetto" day.

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bad haircuts (for a laugh)

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