Friday, November 20, 2015
how to properly squat, and other important lessons from unicorns
listen, i share this with you as a public service, in part because no one's life is complete without an ice cream-pooping unicorn and a prince telling your how to squat to do your business. but more importantly, i share this with you because you probably didn't know you've been doing wrong all these years. all you needed to do was purchase a piece of plastic (made in china) to put your feet on, for the optimal openage of the orafice.
i don't know about you, but i'm grabbing a stool the next time i need to go and, well, provide a stool sample, so to speak. in the meantime, enjoy this wonderful testament to the accomplishments of western culture.
ummm....yay capitalism and, um....murica!