who hasn't had the urge to pick up a blueberry mr. sketch marker and go all heath ledger joker with that thing? accent it with a little orange, and--ding ding!--we've got a classic parenting moment here, friends. we've been down this road before with green paint, vaseline, buttpaste, and any number of other things that i've tried to bleach from both the carpet and my memory. of course those times there weren't two older brothers who thought it was so funny that they would do it themselves! oh well, this parenting thing is an amazing adventure!