um...so this was not the day i had expected. i expected to get up early and write a post about my walk to work each day, complete with pictures from around my church, and in my office. but then stuff happened. like, oops, i accidentally pushed the wrong button on the router here at home and reset our home wireless network. who knew one little red reset button could do that? sure, i had to hold it in for, like, 5 seconds or something, but shouldn't you need a password and a retina scan to be able to do that?
-then, in the midst of trying to set up a new network, i realized that the trackball on my blackberry wasn't rolling properly and figured it was a good time to go ahead and tear my phone apart to try and fix/clean it. probably not the best decision, given the fact that i was already frustrated enough to chuck the whole phone along with one wireless router out the window into the genesis-style rain we're getting today.
-all of that was before breakfast.
-then, at work i got a phone call to let me know that i was undercharged on something so i now owe $306 dollars that i didn't think i owed. sweet artichoke hearts! what the heck?
-so, needless to say, you're not getting the "i love where i work and i want you to see how beautiful it is" post.
-instead you're getting the "this is the day from the underworld" post.
-at least it's mildly entertaining to you? no?
-well, then, let me make my perfect day complete by allowing you to mock me indiscriminately. last night i tried not eating before i went to bed. i have this bad habit of eating at night. it's awful, i know, i know. lectures about it simply will not help, so please put down the phone. thank you. anyway, i tried not eating but i just couldn't do it. so, i got up to get a snack. and do you know what i ended up with? wheat toast with mint jelly and a glass of metamucil. this all seemed perfectly normal to me until i had a moment of lucidity while carrying my king's snack to my room: what are you doing, man? mint jelly? toast? what is this, medieval brittania?