so this is a collage called swamp. i made it in february of last year. it is currently framed in a homemade, hand-painted frame. it is paper collage on a book binding panel. it is 7" x 10". and i am giving it away. i've been wanting to have a blog giveaway for some time, and the time has finally arrived. here's how it works. all you need to do is leave a comment on this post. by leaving a comment you are automatically entered into the contest (as long as your comment offers a way for me to get in touch with you, or you know that i know you). the contest will be open until next wednesday at noon, eastern standard time. at that time the contest will officially be closed and i will pick a random number. the person whose comment matches that number wins! for example, if i happen to pick the number 33, the thirty-third comment will win. oh, and one more rule: you can only post ONCE. if you win, i will send you the collage, signed by me, the artist, free of c...
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I'm thinking something along these lines:
Dad came back into the house puzzled, perplexed.
"What is it I asked?"
"Well," he said, "I was out back practicing my stroke and my divet was a bit larger than normal."
"wow, dad!" Sounds like you were hittin' 'em really hard?"
"Yeah, you could say that. I hit the whole side of the mountain right off the back of our yard!"
oh dear.
well, that is what you get when i check into your blog too late at night after a very long day on little sleep.
please. someone save that caption from my awful story.
is that funny? Because that photo is awesome and would definitely scare the pants off me. I would drive under it. But I might pose several feet in front of it for mock rock lifting photos!